Toilet Quitter

Posted on Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at 6:33 am

Toilet Quitter

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I dont remember anything...bad night?

So.I know first of all your going to say dont drink. Im in college. Thats about impossible. So Tuesday night I got WASTED. I made out with one guy and woke up in the bed with another. Im pretty sure nothing serious happened. But I honestly dont know. I was talking to my roommate the other day and apparently while I was drunk I called her boyfriend and told him multiple times I wanted to do him... which.. Sober.. I dont. I fell asleep in a friends bed and after that I dont remember anything..I feel bad because I was told I was annoyingly loud and kept trying to leave...Before hugging the toilet. I was also told I refused to throw up. I kept telling them I needed to throw up and they kept telling me well just go ahead.. and Id say.. IM NOT A QUITTER and keep it down...I have had a hangover for 2 days now..and if anyone says VODKA I wanna barf... How do I make sure this doesnt happen again. ..and How do I make it up to my roommates...

It's totally going to happen again. But that's college.

Try to stick with light beer if you want to avoid getting wasted. You'll probably get full before you get black out drunk.

I know it's embarrassing now but in 10 years you'll be sitting with friends saying "oh my God this one time I got so wasted...." and everyone will laugh and share their stories.

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